June 2012
Jun 29th
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mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close POP STOP REBLOGGING IT i hate everyone THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
Jun 16th
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6 tags
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Until I see a picture of your face, you all look like your icon.
Jun 16th
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Famous Novelists on Symbolism in Their Work and...
fishingboatproceeds: justmargaret: mentalflossr: It was 1963, and 16-year-old Bruce McAllister was sick of symbol-hunting in English class. Rather than quarrel with his teacher, he went straight to the source: McAllister mailed a crude, four-question survey to 150 novelists, asking if they intentionally planted symbolism in their work. Seventy-five authors responded. Here’s what they had...
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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mechastreisand: i got bored of tumblr so i opened a new tab and went to tumblr
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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crystalcrick: i hate when you become really close with someone but then they start becoming friends with other people and they slowly forget about you and you’re just like oh
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 11th
385 notes
Jun 11th
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me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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Ferb:
Jun 10th
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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
Jun 10th
347,178 notes
4 tags
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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1 tag
if uglyness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
30 notes
6 tags
Jun 10th
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1 tag
Jun 10th
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Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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1 tag
Jun 8th
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1 tag
Jun 8th
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2 tags
Jun 8th
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4 tags
Jun 8th
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3 tags
Jun 8th
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4 tags
Jun 8th
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1 tag
Jun 8th
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2 tags
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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