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Jun 29th

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mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close POP STOP REBLOGGING IT i hate everyone THIS NEEDS TO STOP

Jun 29th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger 
romeo: swagger on thou

Jun 16th

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Jun 16th

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Jun 16th

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Until I see a picture of your face, you all look like your icon.

Jun 16th

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Famous Novelists on Symbolism in Their Work and...

fishingboatproceeds: justmargaret: mentalflossr: It was 1963, and 16-year-old Bruce McAllister was sick of symbol-hunting in English class. Rather than quarrel with his teacher, he went straight to the source: McAllister mailed a crude, four-question survey to 150 novelists, asking if they intentionally planted symbolism in their work. Seventy-five authors responded. Here’s what they had...

Jun 16th

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Jun 15th

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Jun 15th

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mechastreisand: i got bored of tumblr so i opened a new tab and went to tumblr

Jun 15th

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Jun 15th

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Jun 15th

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crystalcrick: i hate when you become really close with someone but then they start becoming friends with other people and they slowly forget about you and you’re just like oh

Jun 15th

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Jun 15th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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me: closes wrong tab

me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 10th

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Ferb:

Jun 10th

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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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if uglyness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china

Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me: 
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Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

Jun 9th

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